guys, its me, queen bee. sry bout the template and credits but no time. from top to bottom now.

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Sea: ok.......... some1 needs to compile!!!!

Alvin.R: who got the invitation? well, i got it, but no time.

Alvin.R: sorry i did in a rather slipshod way, but no time. read from bottom to up/. sorry...TT

Sea: LOL!

Sea: END OF CHAPTER 1

Sea: somebodi start chapter 2

Sea: i mean en dof chapter 3???

Sea: i duno lah

Alvin.R: dono..TT..

Alvin.R: some1 start

Sea: er...Ok then... "You will never catch me!" Illogical Teo the baby tuna sandwich ran as fast as he could from the evil crutches of Paris Hilton

Alvin.R: she sez:"is it just me, or is m breakfast runnin away?!"

Alvin.R: illogical teo rolled as fast as he can away from paris Hilton

Alvin.R: rolll roll rolll whee! he was outta the house! FREEDOM!

Alvin.R: then suddenly suzy, who had come to look for yingtong picked it up and ate it. "hmm, not bad.."

chun yen: omgg.. the story is turning out so weirdly! Haha

Sea: NOOOOOOO! Illogical can't DIE!!!!!!!! Then Suzy's stomach began to rumble and Illogical teo cut his stomach open and ran away.

DeathRider: People are weird, but Illogical Teo was weirder! He started talking illogically and it confused Suzy and Ying Tong and he rolled all the way away!

ALvin.R: Then JOSEPH CAME!! that fat piece of blob reached out to lilogical teo and ate him. illogical teo clung on to joseph's throat and he choked.

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: then joseph cough and cough and vomited illogical teo out . illogical teo came out like owl pellets and he stank.

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: (please don add this part in brackets but suzy is supposed to be the main person...)

Alvin.R: dun care. and who are u?

Alvin.R: fascinating! suzy said. and ran after illogical teo. illogical teo said something illogical that made him defy gravity. up he flew!

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: yingbi lah

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: then after that illogical teo crashed into a giant tree which turned into a giant beehive and all the bees started swarming at him and stung him until he had red stings from the top strand of hair

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: to the hair on the bottom of his feet. suuzy said fascinating! again and suddenly started kissing illogical teo.

ALvin.R: then the bee queen, lea, went to sting suzy too. and the story repeats again. XD ok no la.

ALvin.R: suzy ran and ran so illogical teo said something illogical and suzy ran TOWARDS THE BEES and got alot of stings.

yingtong: what the...the most recent post one all fake, all not me!! D:

yingtong: oh and lea stung suzy in such a strategic point (er) that suzy yelled, "youch!!!"

yingtong: upon hearing that, jeany came rushing up to help her good friend suzy back up to her feet.

yingtong: your stilettos are undone!!! jean cried. i don't want to be your friend anymore, you...sushi!!!!!

Alvin.R: Joel came and said," HI jean! i love you!" and then... ok what now.

Sea: (ok....) Then Illogical Teo said something illogical which made ants run down YT's expensive designer jeans

Alvin.R: then Ying Tong said something logical! its the battle between the logical and the illogical!!

Alvin.R: (er, random -.-)

Sea: salmonberryfruit, you are fighting Illogical Teo! He says something illogical and you are frozen in ice. (cold damage 1,000) OOF! EEK! OW! you slink away, dejected and defeated

Alvin.R: c'mon la. dun end the fight so fast. not nice.

Alvin.R: then Ying Tong said something logical! "how can ice form around me like that?"

Alvin.R: and the ice melts!

Sea: (she's only a level 3 sauceror!) Then YT says, "I'm HAWT!" and windows crack,children cry and Illogical Teo receives 45 sleaze damage

ALvin.R: uh, that's illogical, so isn't that the sandwiche's line?

ALvin.R: illogical teo must fight back! he sez "' You don't know who suzy is!"

DeathRider_Zero: DRZ suddenly appeared from a portal and crucified YT on the DeathCross. Her soul has been removed from her body temporarily. Illogical Teo sees it and says,"Rocks are soft, we start old and grow young

DeathRider_Zero: ....." and YT was no longer crucified because it was the opposite chant. "What the..." cursed DRZ, he sighed and walked back through the portal

Alvin.R: illogical teo then said " I'm a sandwich!!"

Alvin.R: but that was impossible, since sandwiches doesn't talk. but he IS sandwich!

Alvin.R: contradiction!! illogical teo 's soul was ripped apart by 2 forces

DeathRider_Zero: One force named Truth and the other False. He was torn apart and but a new force joined him together again: paradox!

ALvin.R: truth and false joined forces and became : Paradox. paradox tormented illogial teo's mind.

ALvin.R: then there was another force: common sense. "hey, how can itbe false that i'm a sandwich? well, i'm made out of 2 pieces of bread,...and i can talk..

ALvin.R: paradox VS common sense!

Sea: (What happened to the adventures of Suzy?????) Then Illogical brought Suzy back to his story, said "I'll be back" in a menacing tone and disappeared. end of chapter???

ALvin.R: ZZ gerald...anticlimax

DeathRider_Zero: Leave it, suzy is the main character anyway

DeathRider_Zero: Then suddenly, common sense and paradox disappear! Suzy lost all common sense! LOL! Suzy wonder why the name Suzy etc.etc.

Alvin.R: and he wonders why ying tong doesn't like him

Alvin.R: (LOL) he just sits on the floor and stares into space. WILL THIS BE THE END OF SUZY?

Alvin.R: (don be lame and answer no.)

yingtong: [grr] but he says, "who cares? i'm long over her anyway, cuz i don't care!! my new love is alvin r.!!!"

Alvin.R: pregnant mother. then suddenly suzy had a stomachache. went to the place where they giv birth. suzy ****ted. XD

Alvin.R: o.0.

yingtong: hi alvin! then suzy kena food poising nd wa sent to KK Hospital, but they dunno whther to put him under disabled kid or preganant mother

Alvin.R: then he started drinking from it cuz he thought it was chocolate.

yingtong: 'cos it's supposed to be his adventure people!

yingtong: as all was this was happening, suzy was lyding down in the mud puddle singing "ttwinkle twinkle litle star...lalalalala"

yingtong: what!? i'm banished!?

DeathRider_Zero: and LYT is no longer banished cos the spell ended like 1 hour ago

DeathRider_Zero: this is not full metal alchemist

DeathRider_Zero: what the

Alvin.R: okay, only one of each. DRZ then got a robotic arm and leh, and became a cyborg. har har

Alvin.R: and DRZ,(rly in the story de) for trying to perform huuman transmutation, your arms and legs disappeared.

Alvin.R: if u watch the anime"full metal alchemist".... well, tt's a transmutation circle.

DeathRider_Zero: glowed a Netherish Purple glow. DeathRider_Zero then chanted a few words and banished LYT for 1 hour.

DeathRider_Zero: Then DeathRider_Zero got pissed off cos the story was going way off and chained LYT to a pole and drew a circle around her, in the middle of it was a star. When he completed the drawing, the shape...

DeathRider_Zero: LoL, no idea. No revenge pls

Sea: what happened to my grammar and spelling???

lols i will compile then

Sea: When rey couldn't find synth-di he said, nevermind then" and disaooeared too. And Yt wad on a date with dadadum but alvin r. got so frious he kicked dadadum away and then they went on a date

Sea: Then suddenly Gerald snapped out of his trance caused by a certain panda... and disappeared. Then rey (SORRY AR!!!) went looking for synth-di

DeathRider_Zero: LOL! VERY NICE CONTINUATION!

Alvin.R: HAHA

Alvin.R: lol. gerald then went to look forsynth-di. "oohh synth-di my love, where are u?" he says.

Alvin.R: gerald then.. then kicked suzy down the cliff too.

Alvin.R: did some1 impersonate yt? LOL.

yingtong: but when suzy tries to attack he falls down into a puddle of mud bcos hes so fat and then dadadum comes out of nowhere and we go on a date...

leelee: alvin sry i have no time if possible help me update

DeathRider_Zero: lets just continue it here XD

DeathRider_Zero: yeah, the compiler was back but louis deleted the history.. heck it, we just have to continue the story from where it was left off

leelee: louis deleteed the story frm his history i tink...

leelee: something is SO wrong

DeathRider_Zero: Suzy was so surprised and looked up, only to see Gerald laughing on the cliff. Suzy was furious and wanted to bash Gerald up for hurting YT but...

Sea: As the portal closed, a huge boulder from the sea (it was wet) suddenly knocked YT out. The last thing she saw before she collapse were the cliched stars around the head...

DeathRider_Zero: He opened a portal which lead to a never-ending darkness. Beyond the portal was the Nether. DRZ walked inside and closed the portal, YT wanted to follow (T_T but just follow the story) but was shut...

DeathRider_Zero: Upon hearing what YT said, DRZ stopped fighting and questioned, "Ever since when was I yours?" And decided to go back to the Nether.

Alvin.R: but all he could do was to create illusions, not really make real things.

Alvin.R: and then illusionist the fat magician went to confront jinchuurikin.

Jinchuurikin: jinchuurikin turned in to the kyuubi and went on a rampage in heaven

Jinchuurikin: continue...

SHUT UP!! were the words a susieface blurted. SHUT UP!! were the words she screamed. SHUT UP!! were the words directed al lea… leading queen of the bees. BUZZ! BUZZ! never irritate a bee, Susie. (yingtong)

the bee started stinging Susie! (no wonder he seems so fat, he was swollen!) Louis ran as fast as he could! pity he didn’t get far cuz he was overweight. (Alvin.R)

On the way, HE ran into Alvin. Alvin didn’t noe what happened and stood there, then the bee went to sting Alvin. [THE END] (Guardian Angel)

[NOT THE END!] Alvin started to fly! he flew over the rainbow… and suzy followed. but he had just risen a foot from the groundwhen ploop, he came down again. he shouted “BEES HELP!!!” so the bees used their 屁股 go lift suzy up. but too darned heavy so yingtong had to help. but by the time suzy, the bees and yingtong got to the rainbow, Alvin was at the sun, being roasted. and suzy became bee-man cos some bees got thei butt embedded so far inside louis’ fats that they could not get out and yingtong deserted him on the rainbow. and so suzy became the guardian of angels cos he had nothing better to do. [OOPS!!! change all the ‘he’s referring to suzy to ‘she’s. and TAG! not the end. some genius pls continue.] (leelee)

of course, being the guardian of the angels wasn’t easy- u see, suzy was too heavy to fly. or to stand on clouds. the gods kept asking(teachers) him to do something abt it, but he ignored them and turned to computer games. (Alvin.R)

one day, suzy decided she’d get revenge on the queen bee but queen leah had become so beautiful suzy forgot she was a female… and so, suzy chew white was created in a state crossed between male and female. (yingtong)

[//yingtong: wad in the world… besides… should I laugh or cry] well, all suzy did was to laze around. however, one incident totally changed him I mean, her. she met yingtong, the beautiful angel. [sum1 continue] (leelee)

upon meeting her, he immediately fell in love and vowed to protect angels. but of course, Ying Tong thought he wasn’t gd enough for her, so she rejected him. [or was it her.] Until now, susie’s heart is still broken… [HAHA okay Susie dun kill me 4 saying yt rejected u.] (Alvin.R)

then... oneday when louis read playboy magazines to find tips to woo angels... he saw something falling from above the rainbow... it was YT!!! she was having plastic surgery when she fell from the operation table... Suzie used his mini bee wings to try and fly... but his effort was in vain... [i meant she] she bounced on the rainbow to saved her with his butt..."i'm coming for you My Love!!!!"[starts singing the song me love...] after singing... she caught the angel and found her face looking just like her own... she immediately fell in deeper love and kissed the angel because it was like a mirror of her face... [SOMEONE CONTINUE!!!](Jinchuurikin)

"hey you gay!!" reynold screamed. "IT'S ME YOU'RE KISSING!" susie didn't seem to mind and so reynold didn't either...the END!!! (yingtong)

[ITS NEVER THE END!!!] one day, as they walked out of their rainbow house together, suzy fell! "skinny hippo darling, SAVE MEEEE!!!" then he hugged reynold and both of them fell together... into a pig sty! the pig sty was owned by...by... ALVIN! alvin had returned from the sun kenna look like bangala, and also kenna fall, so lived here [someone continue!!!] (leelee)

It turned out that Alvin(me) sliped and fell in the pig sty! he sez "i need better sunblock lotion" and then pushed suzie and rey into the pig sty. reynold then dumped suzie becuz he was too fat to hug! Then Lea came along and said,"Hi reynold!! i love u!" and she hugs rey. [okay tt part was for revenge.] suzie, depressed cuz of his first 2 loves dumping him, proclaimed himself as "the lord of death" . upon hearing this, Deathrider_zero came and fought with suzie. [some1 continue] (Alvin.R)

CLANG! CLANG! the swords showered sparks at passers-by. deathrider and the lord of death were fighting a neverending match. the end. paradox. (yingtong)

[well, alvin. I AM A BEE!!! how can bees love hippos. and NOT THE END!!!] suddenly, when they were fighting... ying tong appeared in front of them. stop, suzy! she cried bitterly. "I can't have my DeathRider_Zero being hurt... BY YOU!!" [someone continue] (leelee)