guys, its me, queen bee. sry bout the template and credits but no time. from top to bottom now.

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Sea: ok.......... some1 needs to compile!!!!

Alvin.R: who got the invitation? well, i got it, but no time.

Alvin.R: sorry i did in a rather slipshod way, but no time. read from bottom to up/. sorry...TT

Sea: LOL!

Sea: END OF CHAPTER 1

Sea: somebodi start chapter 2

Sea: i mean en dof chapter 3???

Sea: i duno lah

Alvin.R: dono..TT..

Alvin.R: some1 start

Sea: er...Ok then... "You will never catch me!" Illogical Teo the baby tuna sandwich ran as fast as he could from the evil crutches of Paris Hilton

Alvin.R: she sez:"is it just me, or is m breakfast runnin away?!"

Alvin.R: illogical teo rolled as fast as he can away from paris Hilton

Alvin.R: rolll roll rolll whee! he was outta the house! FREEDOM!

Alvin.R: then suddenly suzy, who had come to look for yingtong picked it up and ate it. "hmm, not bad.."

chun yen: omgg.. the story is turning out so weirdly! Haha

Sea: NOOOOOOO! Illogical can't DIE!!!!!!!! Then Suzy's stomach began to rumble and Illogical teo cut his stomach open and ran away.

DeathRider: People are weird, but Illogical Teo was weirder! He started talking illogically and it confused Suzy and Ying Tong and he rolled all the way away!

ALvin.R: Then JOSEPH CAME!! that fat piece of blob reached out to lilogical teo and ate him. illogical teo clung on to joseph's throat and he choked.

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: then joseph cough and cough and vomited illogical teo out . illogical teo came out like owl pellets and he stank.

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: (please don add this part in brackets but suzy is supposed to be the main person...)

Alvin.R: dun care. and who are u?

Alvin.R: fascinating! suzy said. and ran after illogical teo. illogical teo said something illogical that made him defy gravity. up he flew!

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: yingbi lah

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: then after that illogical teo crashed into a giant tree which turned into a giant beehive and all the bees started swarming at him and stung him until he had red stings from the top strand of hair

SHE.HER.theORIGINAL: to the hair on the bottom of his feet. suuzy said fascinating! again and suddenly started kissing illogical teo.

ALvin.R: then the bee queen, lea, went to sting suzy too. and the story repeats again. XD ok no la.

ALvin.R: suzy ran and ran so illogical teo said something illogical and suzy ran TOWARDS THE BEES and got alot of stings.

yingtong: what the...the most recent post one all fake, all not me!! D:

yingtong: oh and lea stung suzy in such a strategic point (er) that suzy yelled, "youch!!!"

yingtong: upon hearing that, jeany came rushing up to help her good friend suzy back up to her feet.

yingtong: your stilettos are undone!!! jean cried. i don't want to be your friend anymore, you...sushi!!!!!

Alvin.R: Joel came and said," HI jean! i love you!" and then... ok what now.

Sea: (ok....) Then Illogical Teo said something illogical which made ants run down YT's expensive designer jeans

Alvin.R: then Ying Tong said something logical! its the battle between the logical and the illogical!!

Alvin.R: (er, random -.-)

Sea: salmonberryfruit, you are fighting Illogical Teo! He says something illogical and you are frozen in ice. (cold damage 1,000) OOF! EEK! OW! you slink away, dejected and defeated

Alvin.R: c'mon la. dun end the fight so fast. not nice.

Alvin.R: then Ying Tong said something logical! "how can ice form around me like that?"

Alvin.R: and the ice melts!

Sea: (she's only a level 3 sauceror!) Then YT says, "I'm HAWT!" and windows crack,children cry and Illogical Teo receives 45 sleaze damage

ALvin.R: uh, that's illogical, so isn't that the sandwiche's line?

ALvin.R: illogical teo must fight back! he sez "' You don't know who suzy is!"

DeathRider_Zero: DRZ suddenly appeared from a portal and crucified YT on the DeathCross. Her soul has been removed from her body temporarily. Illogical Teo sees it and says,"Rocks are soft, we start old and grow young

DeathRider_Zero: ....." and YT was no longer crucified because it was the opposite chant. "What the..." cursed DRZ, he sighed and walked back through the portal

Alvin.R: illogical teo then said " I'm a sandwich!!"

Alvin.R: but that was impossible, since sandwiches doesn't talk. but he IS sandwich!

Alvin.R: contradiction!! illogical teo 's soul was ripped apart by 2 forces

DeathRider_Zero: One force named Truth and the other False. He was torn apart and but a new force joined him together again: paradox!

ALvin.R: truth and false joined forces and became : Paradox. paradox tormented illogial teo's mind.

ALvin.R: then there was another force: common sense. "hey, how can itbe false that i'm a sandwich? well, i'm made out of 2 pieces of bread,...and i can talk..

ALvin.R: paradox VS common sense!

Sea: (What happened to the adventures of Suzy?????) Then Illogical brought Suzy back to his story, said "I'll be back" in a menacing tone and disappeared. end of chapter???

ALvin.R: ZZ gerald...anticlimax

DeathRider_Zero: Leave it, suzy is the main character anyway

DeathRider_Zero: Then suddenly, common sense and paradox disappear! Suzy lost all common sense! LOL! Suzy wonder why the name Suzy etc.etc.

Alvin.R: and he wonders why ying tong doesn't like him

Alvin.R: (LOL) he just sits on the floor and stares into space. WILL THIS BE THE END OF SUZY?

Alvin.R: (don be lame and answer no.)

yingtong: [grr] but he says, "who cares? i'm long over her anyway, cuz i don't care!! my new love is alvin r.!!!"